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therealjoemiller

THEME

waitress:

i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks

waitress:

ma'am please stop cyring

Me:

I wonder what music he listens to

sosa-parks:

bitches cant finish a 6 inch sub but want a 13 inch dick

cumfort:

I’m so confused rn

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

khurtcobain:

who even is straight anymore

therealjoemiller:

my roommates are idiots.